No vamos a hablar del recorte presupuestario al Dr Giner. El motivo de la entrada es que uno que se apellida Mengele ha sido observado en Valenciastán presentando su último experimento racial, para deleite de los que se corren viendo en pantalón corto a los de la terreta aunque no sepan jugar al fútbol.
La finalidad: la creación de la superraza futbolera valencianí. Por ello ha ideado cruzar los genes de la hija de Albiol con los del hijo de Albelda y crear 'el choribelda'. El 'choribelda' será la raza superior valencianí para lograr la conquista del mundo futbolero. El siguiente paso sería extraer los genes de Camarazza pero Mengele cree que juntar los genes de Albelda, Albiol y el frenillo de Camarazza sería algo brutal para las ruedas de prensa.
Pregunta para el militante: ¿Qué características propias crees que tendrá 'el choribelda'? ¿Lograremos acongojar al mundo entero con los experimentos? ¿Qué otros genes se debían juntar? Contestad bonicos (eso si el pánico ante el posible resultado no te ha dejado atenazados los dedos).
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y siendo hijo de quien es disfrutaría viendo canguros en Viena, y posando en FHM y demás...
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